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I found this quite humorous:

Can I Blame My Wife For Our Childlessness?

With Auntie Agatha gataedo@yahoo.com, agatha.edo@gmail.com Tel: 08054500626

Dear Agatha,
My wife and I have been married for two years now still looking up to God for a child. We have tried all options medically and we have been certified fit and compatible by different doctors yet we have not been able to conceive.
Recently I noticed that when we have sexual intercourse my semen drips out immediately. My wife admitted that it has been happening for a long time and that she couldn’t explain to our doctor.
I want to know if this is the reason my wife have not been able to conceive and if this is a problem we should look into. I will appreciate your professional advice.
Ben.

Dear Ben,
If the sperms fail to get to the target, there is no way conception can be possible. Your sperms have to get to her ovaries for fertilisation to occur. Since various doctors and medical tests say there is nothing wrong with both of you medically, this could be a possible reason. Of course, in addition to stress and other inexplicable reasons, she hasn’t been able to take in.
The wise thing is for her to tell her doctor. There is no hiding the truth from the doctor. It is the only way she can get help and the problem resolved. If she is medically fit but the sperms are coming out immediately after you ejaculate, the doctors would continue to insist on what the tests say unless directed by her to another possible reasons.
Although a doctor friend of mine I discussed the issue with says she should elevate her bottom with a pillow each time you make love. There is the urgent need for both of you to see the doctor as soon as possible.
Good luck.

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Sheesh. Perhaps they need to be taught how to have sex. Like, for example, that he should ejaculate closer to the ....er..... goal?

What the....? Um, I don't get why this guy doesn't understand. Um, and these are the people that are procreating? OMG go back to sex ed buddy.

I'm scared that these people are going to reproduce. I hope Darwin intervenes here.

Cats - so far that does seem to be the case!

Where I currently work, the culture is that the man needs to pay a dowry to the woman's father so that he can marry her. Unfortunately they are also very poor, so this means that the men are sometimes quite a bit older when they marry. A colleague of mine (somenoe of my culture) explained how several years ago he had to give a sex ed class to one of his colleagues (from that culture) who was about to get married and that guy was in his 30s. Apparently he found my colleague's commentary to be quite disgusting!

I think the original post is from Nigera - if that makes any difference.

(07-07-2010 09:31 AM)catsnotkids Wrote: [ -> ]I'm scared that these people are going to reproduce. I hope Darwin intervenes here.

No, he can thank dog for their childfreedom. Just proves some people aren't meant to reproduce.

The stupid...it burns. No kids needed in that situation.

"But the sperms [sic] are coming out" sounds like Agatha has no clue what she's talking about.

Doesn't the semen always leak out immediately????

(07-07-2010 08:18 PM)CF Scorpio Wrote: [ -> ]Doesn't the semen always leak out immediately????

Yeah - that's what I was going to say. Unless you're standing on your head...

Yeah, but calling it 'sperms' (never mind they pluralized it!!) usually smacks of serious miseducation.

Here's a thought: why does he need to BLAME anyone at all? If they depend on God to help them, why don't they assume God knows best and that's why they aren't having children?

Alternatively, why doesn't he blame God?

Time to learn the yoga pose shoulderstand or the plow!