07-07-2010, 01:32 AM
My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding
bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was
a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED
50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...Smiled
and said, 'He mated 50 times last
year.'
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We
walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,
''THIS
BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST
YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more
than twice a week! ..........You could learn a
lot from him.'
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We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL
MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one.'
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I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it
was with the same old cow.'
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My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable, and I should eventually make a full
recovery.
bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was
a sign attached that said,
' THIS BULL MATED
50 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ...Smiled
and said, 'He mated 50 times last
year.'
*
*
*
We
walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said,
''THIS
BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST
YEAR'
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more
than twice a week! ..........You could learn a
lot from him.'
*
*
*
*
We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters,
'THIS BULL
MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and
said, 'That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one.'
*
*
*
*
I looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it
was with the same old cow.'
*
*
*
*
My condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable, and I should eventually make a full
recovery.