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Well he went and did it. One of my Fav Nephews went had knocked up some woman and she gave birth to a bouncing baby boy last month.
It was a very big secret held from the family. We only found out about it over the holiday weekend.
Cause his girlfriend was having a high risk pregnancy
And they did not want granny finding out.
Cause she would have started all kinds of hell with them not being married and all. And M did not need any extra stress on her. Cause she could have lost the baby, if granny had started some crap with her.
So anyway, of all things this baby was born on my great nieces birthday too on 5-14 ( see I told you all 14 is a lucky number)
Now it will be easy to remember this kids birthday.
So anyway, now I am a great aunt for the 9th time.
His name is Zane Paul. ( I know what a name, see baby names thread)
And we will be visiting him this Sat night if all goes well with Bob getting home on time.
Anyway I am not real thrilled about Carl having the
Responsibilities of having a kid. He works he ass off as a Manager at a Walgreens. He works 70+ hours a week. When will he ever have time to bond with his own son?
But, I guess he had to compete with his fav baby sister Cindy, who has her baby in AZ.
Logan is growing so fast too.
I don't understand the competition people get into of spitting out babies left and right just to see who has the most kids?
But, this kind of crap goes on all the time.

So out of all my nieces and Nephews put togeher which is 10 total.
Only 4 of them have not reproduced as yet.
So, more then half of them have babies of their own.
And I think by the time all is said in done in my lifetime I will be a great aunt to about 20 kids, LOL.
That is too many kids for me.
But, I got to suck it up and play the doting great aunt once again.
I ain't spending any money on a baby I will hardly ever see.
I just wrapped up one of my stuffed animals from my collection
And they will THINK I spent money, LOL.
I can be such a devil, LOL
chuckles sounds like what I married into, my DH had 6 siblings 5 older then him and one was younger.

I don't care to count how many times over I am now a Aunty never mind how any times over I'm now a great aunty or now a great great aunt (shutters at the idea of children having babies - anyone for irresponsible parenting to start with?).

Oh well hope you survival it all well enough ... I've just glad we don't have to see any of his side of the family less we choose to go down to them.
Update: I had to make a correction here. Zane is #9 I forgot about
dipshits other daughter Samantha. to whom I still have not met in person yet.
Jess will wind up losing that poor baby to family court. If she keeps neglecting her the way she has been.
( I get feedback from my BIL's S.O who is raising her Jess's first daughter. But she said no way in hell is she raising another one, lol And I can't blame her there.)

Anyway Zane is #9

Yep My hubbys family is one of a kind, LOL Smile
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