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Does the American Red Cross constitute "needing your chief SPIDER KILLER back from a war zone" as an emergency situation??? Smile

I swear, my husband left yesterday for Iraq...and the damn eight-legged freaks have started crawling out of every wall....EEEK! Any other day I would scream "Honey!! Spider!" But no, now I must buck up and fend for myself...

Baby, we are gonna need a lot of RAID....
(03-16-2010 12:36 AM)pookiekitty Wrote: [ -> ]Does the American Red Cross constitute "needing your chief SPIDER KILLER back from a war zone" as an emergency situation??? Smile

I swear, my husband left yesterday for Iraq...and the damn eight-legged freaks have started crawling out of every wall....EEEK! Any other day I would scream "Honey!! Spider!" But no, now I must buck up and fend for myself...

Baby, we are gonna need a lot of RAID....

LoL, whenever I think of RAID, I think of the ads they used to have where someone would bring out the bottle and the insects would say, "RAID?!" in tiny voices.
hahaha! I know the ones you're talking about!

Seriously, it's like the damn things know that the guy who usually kills them is gone, because they're all starting to come out of the walls....ewww.... I'm going to put suction cups on my cat's feet and send him up after them lol
(03-16-2010 08:28 PM)pookiekitty Wrote: [ -> ]hahaha! I know the ones you're talking about!

Seriously, it's like the damn things know that the guy who usually kills them is gone, because they're all starting to come out of the walls....ewww.... I'm going to put suction cups on my cat's feet and send him up after them lol

Nightmares I shall have now, just kidding.
I remember those Raid commercials too!
We aren't fans of spiders either, we got bit when we lived in the southeast by a poisonous one. Never saw it, but it put me in the hospital!
When my DH was gone, I used the vacuum wand attachment to kill those fuckers.
anastasia, I just had a hilarious vision of me standing on the back of the couch chasing down a spider with my ENTIRE vacuum, because it doesn't have attachments....mwahahahahaha
LOL! Big Grin
VioletYoshi First off Welcome to the boards: I know that was long overdue.
Second off I too use to love those old commercials for "RAID"
And I too hate spiders.
We have them here in our home as well.
And lucky me I do have my spider killer home with me.

Pookiekitty: Grouphug Hug hugs to you.. I cannot imagine what your life is like right now.
I can only offer hugs and tell you to hang in there.
If you need someone to chat with feel free to PM me anytime Smile
Btw that was funny about the Red Cross.. Although I doubt you will have any luck convincing them of that, lol
Thanks truckerswife Smile Yeah, hubby said "sorry, I don't think that counts" when I finally got to talk to him. I'm still thinking of ideas to enhance my cat's hunting/ninja abilities...lol
(03-20-2010 04:33 PM)pookiekitty Wrote: [ -> ]Thanks truckerswife Smile Yeah, hubby said "sorry, I don't think that counts" when I finally got to talk to him. I'm still thinking of ideas to enhance my cat's hunting/ninja abilities...lol

LOL your cat needs to take lessons from My cat.. He took down a ladybug off the wall last night. But we was able to rescue it and set it free.
Ladybugs are the only bugs I don't mind saving, lol
I just need to teach him the difference between bugs, lol.
"Get them spiders Boots!" LOL. Oh yea and he is good taking down moths and flys too, lol.
This summer he will have loads of fun, lol.
LOL! Mine hunts the spiders on the ground....my big fuzzy cat Cobalt is super-hunter of the spiders....my fat lazy old lady Pookie, wellllll not so much...she will go after flies if they make it low enough to the ground haha
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