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Comedian Daniel Tosh (Tosh.0 on Comedy Central) has some fun with Drew Brees' kid for that post Super Bowl appearance.

http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/2010...-win-jack/

After the New Orleans Saint's big Super Bowl victory, the Internet immediately became littered with way too many snapshots of Drew Brees's questionably cute son, Baylen Brees.

Now, I don't want to be a buzzkill. I think this is great victory for the city of New Orleans. But I want to clear something up here and now…

Baylen, you are one year old. You are physically incapable of doing much more than sleeping and turning food mush into excrement mush.

You didn't win jack. You certainly didn't win a Super Bowl. The only thing you could have possibly won is the getting born to the right person at the right time lottery.

So wipe that arrogant grin off your face, stop pointing your finger like your givin' a shot out to all your homies, and come talk to me when you have a job or you want to use daddy's money to pay for my bar tab!

You sure as hell can't throw a football for crap yet. And why are you sporting #9? Stop living in your father's shadow and get your own damn number.

Though on a positive note, at least for once a Super Bowl winner will actually enjoy his trip to Disney World.
LOL! I've never seen Daniel Tosh - good for him! For once someone stands up and says it's not all about the children.
I love Tosh.0 but I prefer Web Soup. Chris Hardwick (host of Web Soup) is funnier.

But, still a funny article.
OMG I could not agree more with Tosh. When I saw the QB bring out this baby I thought to myself WTF? Why is this kid even here? He ain't going to remember this moment! Its not like he knows wtf is going on.
The only commendable thing parent wise I can say is they had the smarts to put earphones on that poor kid.
Other then that it is a total waste of time and made me want to puke!
Why do proud parents always take great moments in history to ruin it with their sprogs!
Keep you f'ing pride to yourself. No one needs that to see an ugly baby on their TV screen!
Never a barf icon when you want one, lol
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