10-17-2009, 02:00 PM
Not sure if this one has already been posted, but I thought it was so funny I couldn't resist.
My husband and I were watching stand up comedy on tv. The best part of the whole show was during one woman's set. Of course, I can't remember the exact quote but here goes: She was talking about how her friends with children could no longer go out and have fun. Once you have kids, you can't do anything-its like getting a DUI from the universe!
My husband and I were watching stand up comedy on tv. The best part of the whole show was during one woman's set. Of course, I can't remember the exact quote but here goes: She was talking about how her friends with children could no longer go out and have fun. Once you have kids, you can't do anything-its like getting a DUI from the universe!