10-09-2009, 11:22 PM
A man staggered into a hospital with a
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our golf
balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure
enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'
concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped
tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult
hole, we both sliced our golf
balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking
around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure
enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in
the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey,
this looks like yours!''
'I don't remember much after that'