09-24-2009, 11:51 PM
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open.. ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said.
''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ''Now, if this
vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning."
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good
morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your
time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the old lady. ''I'm broke and haven't got any money!'' and
she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his
foot in the door and pushed it wide open.. ''Don't be too hasty!'' he said.
''Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'' And with that, he
emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. ''Now, if this
vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.''
The old lady stepped back and said, ''Well let me get you a fork, 'cause
they cut off my electricity this morning."