Awesome website for a genius rapture scam! Atheists will take care of the pets of fundie Christians when the rapture comes and whisks them away to the heavens! All for a low, low price. Now, I wonder if I can work for them? I'm a great big ole atheist and I love animals!
Eternal Earth-Bound Pets
Hilarious and obviously a scam. Everyone knows that "All Dogs go to Heaven." We may not know who's running the place, but I suspect the pets at the Rainbow Bridge really don't care one way or the other.
That is hilarious!!! I want a job with them.
This was posted on another forum I frequent and several of us (myself included) emailed one of the owners asking for local franchises. All full up. Right.....
ozarkmoon Wrote:This was posted on another forum I frequent and several of us (myself included) emailed one of the owners asking for local franchises. All full up. Right.....
No, Ozark... we didn't tell you we were
"all full up."
We were very specific in saying that we were not expanding our area, nor hiring new pet rescuers at this time. That we would keep your email on file and let you know if and when we decide to expand.
It's a matter of control of our operations in its early stages.
Thanks for your interest,
Bart
co-founder Eternal Earth-Bound Pets, USA
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(09-02-2009 02:06 AM)anastasia Wrote: [ -> ]Bart, you RULE!
Anastasia,
You're too kind.
(Shamless self promotion follows)
My book
The Atheist Camel Chronicles has been on amazon's top 25 best selling atheist themed books since July. rave reviews by amazon readers, and internet sites. Prom'ed on RichardDawkins.net in July, this thing has taken off.
Check it out:
Amazon.com Atheist camel Chronicles
Regards,
Bart
aka Dromedary Hump
Bart I'm curious, are you CF?
(09-02-2009 04:42 PM)Bart Wrote: [ -> ] (09-02-2009 02:06 AM)anastasia Wrote: [ -> ]Bart, you RULE!
Anastasia,
You're too kind.
(Shamless self promotion follows)
My book The Atheist Camel Chronicles has been on amazon's top 25 best selling atheist themed books since July. rave reviews by amazon readers, and internet sites. Prom'ed on RichardDawkins.net in July, this thing has taken off.
Check it out: Amazon.com Atheist camel Chronicles
Regards,
Bart
aka Dromedary Hump
Can't get your book for the Kindle
But I just looked at your blog and completely agree about how annoying it is when someone says that having no religion is a religion in and of itself. Talk radio host and author Thom Hartmann does this and it drives me up the wall. I like everything else he says about politics and history, etc., but then he'll have Christopher Hitchens on his show and tell him that Atheism is also a religion, a type of evangelism on top of that. He has some weird mental block when it comes to religion, and yet he's not some dogmatic nut. He's so intelligent and broad-minded, and it really surprises me when he says this. You should go on his show and mix it up a little, he loves a good debate.
(09-02-2009 07:20 PM)Dana Wrote: [ -> ]Bart I'm curious, are you CF?
Dana,
Try as I might, I can't figure out what "CF" means.
Caffine Free? No.
Crazy Fool? Not for me to say.
Cutting Fart? Not at the moment.
Cocaine Freak? Never.
You'll have to help me there, Dana, sorry.
Bart
(09-02-2009 09:21 PM)Bart Wrote: [ -> ] (09-02-2009 07:20 PM)Dana Wrote: [ -> ]Bart I'm curious, are you CF?
Dana,
Try as I might, I can't figure out what "CF" means.
Caffine Free? No.
Crazy Fool? Not for me to say.
Cutting Fart? Not at the moment.
Cocaine Freak? Never.
You'll have to help me there, Dana, sorry.
Bart
O.T
BART to the boards. LOL at you trying to figure out what CF meant.
But as our great leader Dessi told you, YES on this site, CF is Child Free!
But if we are talking in terms of Pepsi & Coke then for me CF is also
Caffine Free, LOL
Thanks for the giggles.
And I hope you enjoy your time here on the boards.
BTW=By The Way O.T= Off Topic
(09-03-2009 12:25 AM)Truckerswife Wrote: [ -> ] (09-02-2009 09:21 PM)Bart Wrote: [ -> ] (09-02-2009 07:20 PM)Dana Wrote: [ -> ]Bart I'm curious, are you CF?
Dana,
Try as I might, I can't figure out what "CF" means.
Caffine Free? No.
Crazy Fool? Not for me to say.
Cutting Fart? Not at the moment.
Cocaine Freak? Never.
You'll have to help me there, Dana, sorry.
Bart
O.T BART to the boards. LOL at you trying to figure out what CF meant.
But as our great leader Dessi told you, YES on this site, CF is Child Free!
But if we are talking in terms of Pepsi & Coke then for me CF is also
Caffine Free, LOL
Thanks for the giggles.
And I hope you enjoy your time here on the boards.
BTW=By The Way O.T= Off Topic
Uh...well, I have two adult sons, who have been out ofthe nest for years. They are gainfully employed, and on their own so I guess that makes me "free".
If the inquiry was to ascertain if I would be interested in fathering a child with any members here, I'll have to check with my wife.
Bart
No, this is a board for people who never want to have kids. That is why I asked. I just wondered if you joined to promote your business, or you were child-free like the rest of us and would be contributing in that way too. Childfree means NEVER having kids ever ever ever ever the end. So NO no one is interested in having kids with you here, trust me man.
Yeah, we don't have any parents on the board so you will likely find it a bit awkward if you do anything more than try to self-promote in this thread. But hey, whatever fills your boots.
If you have had a child you are not childfree. Plain and simple.