06-24-2009, 09:43 PM
There has been some confusion about the medical and psychological
Distinction between Guts and Balls .
We ' ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the Guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: ' Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? '
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the Guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the courage to say: ' You ' re next, Chubby . '
I hope this clears up any psychological confusion on the definitions .
Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome - Both
result in death
Distinction between Guts and Balls .
We ' ve all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the Guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: ' Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere? '
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the Guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the courage to say: ' You ' re next, Chubby . '
I hope this clears up any psychological confusion on the definitions .
Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome - Both
result in death