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Yup. That is why WE don't have kids.

I'll be even some of her childed friends are like "Enough, already!"

Jen M.

"The other day our three yr old decided to express herself by tagging our ottoman with a ball point pen... on all sides. Just keeping' it real peeps. : )"


Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh cuuuuuuuuuuute! This was a status update from a SAHD with a photo of a white ottoman with about 50+ great big black pen marks across it. I love how he writes, "express herself" like she is some art prodigy.


(This dad has so much time on his hands! He is always posting complex videos with music samples and special effects. It can be shoveling snow or decorating an Ariel birthday cake-endless).

I love the "Mommy Jacking" posts that STFU Parents posts.

There was this one woman talking about her cancer surgeries and the thread was jacked first by one mom saying, although the cancer treatment must be just [i]awful[.i], SHE has preclampsia ... (whatever the hell that is). blah blah. Then all the other mommies jump in with their pregnancy pain stories.

STFU!!!!

http://www.stfuparentsblog.com/

On a side note, why on earth would anyone willing get pregnant? The way it screws up your body is insane. I just don't get it.

STFU about your fucking kids! No. One. Cares. Even other parent's couldn't care less. They only care about their kids.

(02-07-2012 12:50 AM)beachbum Wrote: [ -> ]"The other day our three yr old decided to express herself by tagging our ottoman with a ball point pen... on all sides. Just keeping' it real peeps. : )"


Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh cuuuuuuuuuuute! This was a status update from a SAHD with a photo of a white ottoman with about 50+ great big black pen marks across it. I love how he writes, "express herself" like she is some art prodigy.

That is so fucked. There goes say $1000 or more on their furniture I guess!

That means he's bored. I have no sympathy.

Jen M.

(02-07-2012 12:50 AM)beachbum Wrote: [ -> ]"The other day our three yr old decided to express herself by tagging our ottoman with a ball point pen... on all sides. Just keeping' it real peeps. : )"


Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh cuuuuuuuuuuute! This was a status update from a SAHD with a photo of a white ottoman with about 50+ great big black pen marks across it. I love how he writes, "express herself" like she is some art prodigy.


(This dad has so much time on his hands! He is always posting complex videos with music samples and special effects. It can be shoveling snow or decorating an Ariel birthday cake-endless).

Literally, the three most recent posts of the "friend" I blocked (I HATE her constant mom updates)

"3 on 3 starts tonight for Reese, it's funny, he's only been off the ice for a week but almost everyday asks me when he has hockey next"

"Even though Reese is no longer an Eagle, I loved this picture last year and wanted to post it"

"Wishing Greer a super fun time at cheerfest this morning, I'm off to volunteer for Reese's soccer uniform pick up day......boy if I got paid for all the jobs I volunteer for I'd be rich lol"

There are more. They are ALL kid related. Get a fucking life, woman.

Funnily enough, a friend of mine saw her at a restaurant last week and said she looked like hell. She looked about 20 years older than she really is.

I said, "That's what happens when you're a mother and nothing but a mother...it drains your soul". She thought that was hilarious.

I don't get why people think that their kids every activity is of any interest to anyone else but themselves. Really, who the hell cares what your peewee hockey team is doing!?

I don't mind the occasional kid-centric update. What bothers me is when everything single update is about the kids, which it sounds like this lady does. My best friend has been posting pictures of her baby making faces while he poops and even posted one picture when he had a diaper blow-out all over dad's chest while he was being held. I'm sorry, but nobody wants to see that!

No kidding Kristin. You need to send those updates to STFUparents.com.

Poop is gross. It's. It cute or funny.

(05-08-2012 08:06 AM)NKBurlington Wrote: [ -> ]Literally, the three most recent posts of the "friend" I blocked (I HATE her constant mom updates)

"3 on 3 starts tonight for Reese, it's funny, he's only been off the ice for a week but almost everyday asks me when he has hockey next"

"Even though Reese is no longer an Eagle, I loved this picture last year and wanted to post it"

"Wishing Greer a super fun time at cheerfest this morning, I'm off to volunteer for Reese's soccer uniform pick up day......boy if I got paid for all the jobs I volunteer for I'd be rich lol"

There are more. They are ALL kid related. Get a fucking life, woman.

Funnily enough, a friend of mine saw her at a restaurant last week and said she looked like hell. She looked about 20 years older than she really is.

I said, "That's what happens when you're a mother and nothing but a mother...it drains your soul". She thought that was hilarious.

Great line, CNK.