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Ok its bad enough he is home all day under my foot and taking away my valuable "me time" but now he is cooking sausage and the smell is so heavenly it is killing me to want some.
I can smell it all through the house.
And I am starving, and I am not looking fwd to scarfing down another salad. But I have to in order to "stay the course" But my will is really weak right now so I have to stay here and talk to you all to keep me from going in there and snagging me some, lol
But FTR, I will be good. I know as much as it smells good cooking it tastes nasty cause he always buys the spicy kind and I am NOT into spice, nor Italian kind for that matter. The only real good sausage I miss is Bob Evans original flavor. Links & patties, its all good, lol
But, anyway... I just had to blow off some steam. I hate it when he cooks sausage of any kind. It all smells so wonderful when cooking. (imho)
And I can't tell him not to eat it, cause there is not much in the house left to eat period. Funds are running low gang and we are faced having to apply for food stamps soon, if he does not find work.
Oh well, "easy come easy GO".
Why the Fuck is it always going on ME!Angryfire
I'm sorry you're going through this TW! Hang in there!

I can relate on the yummy food smells though. I'm doing weight watchers right now, so I'm trying to be good about my food choices. But my husband decided to make bacon this weekend (a weakness of mine)! The house smelled like bacon all day! He's also in culinary school, so he often brings home samples of the things they make. I wasn't able to resist the cheesecake the other night! I know he's not trying to sabotage me on purpose, but it's still difficult. I can't tell him not to make the stuff for himself, or not to bring it home, because it's for him too. I just need to suck it up and work on my willpower I guess.

Vanessa
I don't think it would kill you to have just a small bite to satisfy your craving. Losing weight / getting in shape is not about depriving yourself of the things you want it's about moderation.

Have a small piece or you are going to go crazy!!

When I have a salty craving I give in. I have a few chips - A FEW! Otherwise it would take over my life and life's too short not to enjoy the things you like.
NKBurlington Wrote:I don't think it would kill you to have just a small bite to satisfy your craving. Losing weight / getting in shape is not about depriving yourself of the things you want it's about moderation.

Have a small piece or you are going to go crazy!!

When I have a salty craving I give in. I have a few chips - A FEW! Otherwise it would take over my life and life's too short not to enjoy the things you like.

LOL ITA NKB as a matter of fact I DID give in.. Your not going to believe this but what I thought was sausage cooking turned out to be BACON!!!!!!! MY TOTAL weakness too Vanessa. I grew up on Bacon
When my father was alive when I was 2 years old I was eating bacon faster then he can cook it, lol ( a story my mother told me as I have no memory of it) But anyway when I found out that it was Bacon! and not sausage, I just had to have a piece.. OMG it was soooooo gooooood.
But amazing enough one piece was all I needed. Then I grabbed my carrots and I was good to go, thanks for the support guys!
And good luck to you Vanessa with WW. Thumbsup
Just reading the title, I had a totally different idea about what this post was going to be about.
Crystalfire Wrote:Just reading the title, I had a totally different idea about what this post was going to be about.
LMAO sort of makes up for some of the miss lead titles I have been privy to at times Wink LOL
I suppose I should change it, now that I know it was Bacon & not sausage he was cooking, but then, I would have to change everything, and I don't feel like doing that, lol
Kudos to you TW for sticking to your healthy lifestyle. I wish I could say the same. I have trouble with the word moderation.
Crystalfire Wrote:Just reading the title, I had a totally different idea about what this post was going to be about.

So did I! Booty3
When I saw the title I thought there was going to be a story about a failed cooking experiment that TW was kind enough to eat just to be nice to a bad-cook-hubby! Hehehe.
CF Scorpio Wrote:
Crystalfire Wrote:Just reading the title, I had a totally different idea about what this post was going to be about.

So did I! Booty3

ROTFLMAO I JUST NOW got the joke, I am too slow sometimes.
But I guess my mind is not as dirty as I thought it was, LOL
TW really? I figured since you put LOL in the title you knew it sounded dirty. Hehe!
I immediately thought pervy but then I usually do!
I got such a bad thought in my mind when I read the title.

Can you put a few pieces in your salad to make it more palatable?
Dana Wrote:TW really? I figured since you put LOL in the title you knew it sounded dirty. Hehe!
I immediately thought pervy but then I usually do!

Yes Really Dana I had the LOL at the idea of food sausage actually killing a person, lol. The idea of sausage being another life form did not enter my mind till you guys pointed it out, LMAO
Oh well, if anything I gave you all a great laugh at my complete innocence Dontknow
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